Episode #113 - "Star Wars: The Country Song" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Magneto's Executive Ball Thing" or "Leo DiCaprio Raped By A Bear"

• Tonight's Beverages: Okocim beer and Mountain Dew (Everyone)
• Explanation of the editing of this week's show.
• Greetings to new FaceSpace Likers and the freebies/deals they got.
• First Music Break: David Bowie, "Never Get Old", "Reality", "New Killer Star"
• We begin our full-spoilers discussion of Star Wars: The Force Awakens with looking at its box office take after a month.
• Bob "I'm Gonna Kill Somebody" Koski recounts seeing the original Star Wars from the perspective as an adult, not the kids Dirk and Otto.
• Dirk's childhood fears of 2001: A Space Odyssey and Bigfoot.
• Dirk's thoughts on how the 3D version looked and his paper mache Darth Vader costume.
• Referenced: Laser projection tech of the future.
• Fact Check: Max Von Sydow is 86 years old.
• The instant bread wasn't a CGI effect!
• Second Music Break: Marilyn Manson, "Golden Years"; Jessica Lange "Life On Mars"; Great Lakes Myth Society w/Stirling, "Look Back In Anger"
• Back to our Star Wars roundtable beginning with:
  
• Daniel Craig's secret cameo and a guide to other cameos.
• Theories on who are Rey's parents.
• J.J. Abrams says no extended cut coming, just deleted scenes.
• An article pining for Lucas because The Force Awakens sucks.
• Referenced: The Onion - "Man Who Saw ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ 6 Times Over Holidays Thought It Was Pretty Good"
• Abrams on why he didn't direct Episode VIII and why ripoff charges are unfounded.
• The stupid petition to toss Episode IX director and bring George Lucas back.
• Third Music Break: Bauhaus, "Ziggy Stardust"; Tin Machine, "Baby Universal"; sinclairZX81, "Ace of Dance" ("Ace of Spades" + "Let's Dance" mashup)
• Dirk reviews The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and the Labyrinth Blu-ray. 
• Referenced: Gates McFadden (Dr. Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation) was the choreographer for Labyrinth!
• Dictator aficionado Sean Penn met escaped drug kingpin El Chapo to write a terrible article for Rolling Stone that even Gawker thought sucked.
• RIP Mr. Celine Dion and Alan Rickman.
• iOS autocorrect briefly turns "lardass" into "Kardashian".
• Woman goes crazy, strips naked and causes ruckus at a Waffle House.
• Exit Music: Queen & David Bowie, "Under Pressure"

Unused Alternate Titles: "2nd Richest Man In Sodom" or "Bloody Handprint Finn" or "Black Cliff Clavin" or "Holiday's Have To Be Awkward" or "Her Force Awakens" or "A Vaguely Crimson-Colored Horse-Shaped Stain"