Episode #116 - "One Girl, Three Hours" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "All About The Jamming and the Packing" or "We're Not Here To Judge...Yet" or "Only Those Worthy Can Pick Up My Hammer"  or "The Family Hustler" or "We Can Spot It; We Don't Need It Circled" or "Too Fast, Too Crammed, Too Cluttered" or "Hyper Speed Meth Vegas Revue" 

• Tonight's Beverages: Labatt Ice (Dirk); Bud Light RaspBerrita (Otto); Coffee (Dena)
• Special Guest: Detroit erotic poetess Dena Luckett joins us for the whole show to plug her appearance at the 29th Erotic Poetry and Music Festival.
  
  Dena at the 2015 EPF.
• Dena's previous Culture Vultures appearance in 2014 - Episode #33 - "Report To HR For Discipline".
• Dena talks about online dating as a divorcee.
• Referenced: SNL commercial for Settl.
• Dena reads an ode to Austin Powers.
• First Music Break: Sparks, "All You Think About Is Sex"
• The conversation switches to porn and Dirk and Otto's dating lives.
• Dena reads a poem entitled "Perfecting Fellatio". 
• Second Music Break: Jefferson Starship, "Stairway To Cleveland"
• Mop up from the last episode. (Items included in those show notes.)
• "Happy Birthday" is now in the public domain.
• Streaming now counts towards record sales.
• Quick thoughts on Lady Gaga's disappointing Bowie tribute at the Grammys.
  
•  TV News: Dates of the Flash/Supergirl crossover and the return of Orphan Black announced; trailers for Daredevil S2 featuring the Punisher and Elektra. 
• Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me and Hannibal creator Bryan Fuller tapped as showrunner for new Star Trek series with some bad/good ideas.
• Dirk's thoughts on The Jinx and how the accuracy is suspect.
• Talk on the return of The Walking Dead for the second half of Season 6.
• Star Wars news on casting, The Force Awakens box office take, and the producers being sued for Harrison Ford's broken leg. 
• A restored 35mm print of the original Star Wars has been posted online.
• Spoiler-free review and discussion of Deadpool. 
• Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn's annoyance at the stupid Hollywood suits.
• Wolverine 3 to be R-rated.
• Referenced: The Eastern Promises bathhouse fight scene. (NSFW)
• Referenced: Dirk's very negative review of the original The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. 
• Dirk reviews Steve Jobs, Tomorrowland, and The Big Short.
  
• Third Music Break: The Go-Go's, "Can't Stop the World"
• Return to the porn discussion with Dena's routine. (She never sent the porn link. Boo.)
• Referenced: The Onion's classic 2001 piece, "Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years"
• Referenced: The documentary Hot Girls Wanted (Netflix link).
• Dena reads her Jane's Addiction-inspired poem, "Irresistible Force"
• Leslie Mann and Dakota Johnson sexually harass hunky reporter.
• RIP: Daniel Gerson, Vanity, and George Gaynes and the referenced Police Academy scene:
  
• Baby dolphin dies after stupid Argentinians selfie it to death.
  
• Vanessa Hudgens vandalizes Sedona rocks.
• The driveway next to Dirk's high school was renamed Glenn Frey Drive.
• A bank manager suits up as emergency NHL goalie.
• Happy Birthday, Pris (from Blade Runner)!
  
• Florence Henderson has many FWBs. Yikes!

Unused Alternate Titles: "Civilian Daywalker Form" or "Pizzushi" or "Lower Standard For The One-Off" or "Prefer My Men To Be Alive & Warm" or "Hung Like A Burro" or "The Splash Zone" or "Bucketman" or "Sleepless In Seattle Meets The Notebook" or "Wasn't Looking For A Guy, But You're Kinda Hot" or "Back To Porn" or "Obviously A Sex Poet" or "What Kind Of Porn Does Grandma Watch?" or "I'm A Hustler Man Myself" or "The Brutal Honesty Of Hustler" or "Steaming Puddle of Vultureness" or "Recorded Live at Gathering of Juggalos" or "The Thing About Snuggle" or ""Too Much Skynet Potential" or "The Most Awesome Things For The Totally Wrong Reasons" or "I'm A Bear. Rarr." or "Constantly Riding The Curb" or "Woman On Top Or Punching The Guy Out?" or "One Thing To Be Fabulous" or "Story-Driven Pornography" or "Randal's Video List" or "Really Super-Prudey About It" or "Dented Early" or "Your First Porn Party" or "PG-13 R-Rating" or "More Ted Knight Than Leslie Nielsen" or "Not Betty White Hot" or "I Kinda Like Cock"