Episode #135 - "It Wasn't ISIS, It Was Penis" - Show Notes

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Alternate Titles: "Yuppie F*ck Bar To Douchebag Cafe" or "Smells Like Middle-Aged Funk" or "Icon To The Soulless Ginger Community"

• Tonight's Beverages: Pepsi, water (Dirk), Ottopilot (Otto)
• Referenced: How the Scriptnotes podcast is edited.
• Greetings and cheap stuff for new FaceSpace Likers.
• Otto's NASCAR weekend and Foxfest report. Dirk's photos:
  
• Another installment of Tales of the Bargain Ninja® in which Dirk buys a new video card, a physical PC copy of DOOM and has price-match drama over a wristwatch. Also: You must buy graham crackers at Costco.
• Referenced: The Pure Michigan spoof ad:
  
• Facebook has taken their biased Trending feed and made it utterly useless. 
• YouTube is demonitizing videos with certain topics raising concerns about economic blackmailing of content makers. The SJW being nasty to Lyft driver story; the Phil DeFranco video about being cut off (and a follow-up); Mundane Matt's reaction (and a follow-up).
• PewDiePie suspended from Twitter for a penis profile pic. 
• First Music Break: Cyndi Lauper, "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough"
  
  
• Otto quotes The Goonies a lot. 
• Fact Check: The actress from The Goonies and Throw Momma From The Train was Anne Ramsey.
• Acting siblings - Quaid, Bridges, Carradine, Sheen/Estavez.
• NBC wanted to make The Walking Dead a crime show without zombies.
• Pretty Little Liars is ending with this season. Waaaahhh!!!
• The Lost Boys is being made into a TV series. 
• A Black Lightning series is in the works.
• Stranger Things has been picked up for a 2nd season in 2017. Perhaps we'll have some answers to these questions. 
• Dirk reviews HBO's disappointing The Night Of. 
• The Comic-Con video which explained where Thor and Hulk were during Captain America: Civil War was released:
  
• The Honest Trailer and Cinema Sins videos for Batman: The Killing Joke:
  
  
• The secret Sins video for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition:
  
• The Prequels Strike Back attempts to rehabilitate the Star Wars prequels and this woman ain't having none of that.
• Ben Affleck(!) tweets a peek of Deathstroke from something.
• io9 article: "What Warner Bros. Needs to Do to Save the DC Extended Universe From Its Biggest Enemy, Warner Bros." 
• Musing about how Disney could really branch out with Star Wars spinoffs.
• Terminator 2 3D is coming in 2017. 
• Referenced: Nirvana performing two days after the release of Nevermind. 
• Guardians of the Galaxy confirmed to be in Avengers Infinity War.
• Second Music Break: Cyndi Lauper, "Hole In My Heart"
  
• Jackie Chan is getting a Lifetime Achievement Oscar. 
• Ryan Adams album covered in Taylor Swift style.
• The excellent Casting By documentary is on Netflix now. (Netflix link) Cherkitert!
• Fact Check Fail: Dirk can't find who he was thinking of for the casting director. Fred Roos cast American Graffiti and The Godfather but he's know more as a producer (he produced The Outsiders) and that film was cast by someone else.
• The new teenaged black girl Iron Man will be called Ironheart, but the Invincible Iron Man comic will retain the title and reset the issue counter. 
• Zendaya is reportedly cast as Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man: Homecoming and SJWs taunt imaginary racism. (Stan Lee checks in, too.) She looks like this:
  
• Fact Check: Samuel L. Jackson won Best Supporting Actor at the 1991 Cannes Film Festival.
• Why videogame box art sucks:
  
• Lindsay Lohan's dumb lawsuit against GTA V has been tossed. 
• Android 7.0 - Nougat - is out and some people are having battery drain issues.
• 212 musicians sign a brief for the "Blurred Lines" case appeal. 
• RIP: Boy band impresario Lou Perlman, Law & Order actor Steven Hill, and Gene Wilder and the photo with his wife of 25 years. A cool video about his comedic timing:
  
• Ian McKellan turned down $1.5 million to officiate Sean Parker's wedding as Gandalf.
• Good Guy Keanu has chivalry:
  

Unused Alternate Titles: "Left Turn Buddies" or "I Rage Shop" or "Really Fast, Crazy Powerful, and Stupid Expensive" or "Not As Guapo As Mine" or "Waiting Behind The Hoi Polloi" or "100% of None of My Money" or "Bullseye Can Eat A Dick" or "A Certain Orange Candidate" or "Russell Crowe Home-Wrecking Powers" or "Crazy In The Family" or "Law & Order: Armageddon Unit" or "A Sloth Named Velcro" or "Out-of-Focus Rain" or "The Usual Nerd Suspects" or "Ohmygawd! Thrawn!" or "Before They Invented Outrage" or "Crushing Souls Because She Is The Ultimate Evil" or "#PaleWhiteLivesDontMatter" or "Huge Fans of The Edge" or "Super Black Irish" or "War Criminal Against Music"